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majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
kelleylovesdisney:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

I don’t know the actual words to the original song well enough to fully appreciate the hilarity I’m sure is involved in this.  Although I really respect the person who took the time to write an iambic pentameter parody of a popular song.  

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

(Source: amourlemonde, via kelleylovesdisney)

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

danathetimelord:

spookstraife:

foxinahumancostume:

colonel-mustang:

jhenne-o-lantern:

tragic-french-intimacy:



Please consider a reblog— this could save a life

Human transmutation Circle.

Please reblog, this could save a limb.

or your brother

wont bring back your mom though



This post got so much better omg
kelleylovesdisney:

darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

^^same
letsstartariot:

lovelyforgetmenot:

sibby-the-destroyer:

twisted-sapi0sexual:

witharms-waitingfor-wyatt:

iwannasaxyouup:

demonstarr13:

togetsomesleep:

sexweb:

i don’t get str8 men

HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.

why

Facepalm.

Omg I’m laughing hysterically!!

I’

Oh I’m sure they pull back alright ;D

“double-holy”
LOL I don’t think it works that way, sweetheart.

He eats a potato omg.Quick honey, I have a boner, get the potatoes!
hahahaha-idk:

doctorcaslock:

fleurishes:

kindagamey:

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.- Nikos Kazantzakis

Always always always reblog.

TIME LORD ALERT

This is one of the creepiest gifs i have seen, cause it looks like shes blinking…..

terrestrial-noesis:

During the summer months Grüner See or “Green Lake” in Austria floods with the snowmelt of surrounding mountains, reaching a depth of maximum 12 metres.  In winter when the lake is only a few meters deep it is used as a park. 

(via greybunnies)

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

(via kelleylovesdisney)